No, this isn’t a green screen. This is real,
disgusting Switzerland, a neutral country
full of noncombative, chocolate-eating yodelers. And they’re also
full of… guns. In my previous report, I trained
with firearms expert, Miko. Miko, look–
I shot some holes in the… Swiss cheese. You get…? I put the… I learned that
when it comes to gun culture, Switzerland has a few more
regulations than America. (automatic gunfire) And thanks
to these gun regulations and strict ammunition control,
Switzerland has a murder rate of nearly zero! Sure, that’s a great statistic,
but how save can it really be? To learn more
about their gun culture, I attended Indochism… the world’s largest
annual shooting festival, right here in… Holy (bleep).
That’s a lot of guns. ♪ ♪ Even that baby has a gun. There’s not enough training
in the world to prepare me for this, so I
brought my two secret weapons: my translator, Pierre, and my super-manly,
rock-hard American vest. Why are you wearing
a pussy vest? What did he…
what did he say, Pierre? Pussy vest. Ah, that’s-that’s funny.
Pussy vest. Why aren’t you wearing
a pussy vest? People are walking around
with guns. -Because it’s safe.
-(guns firing) Oh, my God, what is that?
What is that? Hold… Get… get… They’re shooting.
No worries. -They’re shooting? -They are
shooting over there, not here. How many accidents
have happened here? -Nein.
-Nine accidents? -No.
-Nine accidents? -No, no, no! Zero accidents.
-Zero? -Zero. Zero.
-I thought you said nine. -Nein.
-Okay. -It’s the German language.
-It’s the German language. I know in the United…
American, this is dangerous. But in the Switzerland,
we have… -Tradition.
-Tradition. We have rules and this… (rubber toy squeaks) We have rules. Rules? What kind of rules let
little kids participate in this Glock-toberfest? -Do you love shooting?
-Oh, yes. Why? So it’s like yoga? Yes. They also throw booze
into the mix, because, pourquoi pas? It’s a… it’s a national party. Oh, here comes the beer,
everybody. Let’s let the beer walk through.
We’ve got rifles and then beers. We come here with the peoples,
with the friends, and la, la, la, la,
the beer… ♪ La, la, la, la, la, beer. ♪ And cluck, cluck.
We make this. -(imitates automatic fire)
-Yep. And it’s finished. Well said. Guns and beers. This was an American wet dream. But something was different
in this country. Why should I listen
to this drunk Swiss roll? You’re telling me
I’m having beer with the former president
of Switzerland? -Yes.
-Cheers. Nowhere else
could a former president be surrounded by thousands
of firearms with no security. How could we get America
to feel this safe? -That’s your problem.
-That’s my problem. Well, that’s
as neutral as it gets. But he’s right,
it is our problem. I mean, here they
can shoot guns, drink beer, and no one gets hurt. In America, something like this
could never happen. (gunshot) I decided to embrace
this culture and hang with the only group
that would let me in. Wow. Yeah, you guys got
AR-15s here, huh? Meet the Shooting Society
of Prez. -♪ ♪
-(gunshot) It was time to show
these Swiss fondues how Americans shoot guns. -I missed?
-You missed, yes. How did I miss? What? What do you know?
You’re ten years old. Yeah? Yeah? You probably never
even kissed a girl. You ever take your gun
to school? -No.
-No? We don’t… American. -You’re not American.
-No. Okay, well, I can say that,
but he can’t. These (bleep) Swiss kids, huh? Even if it is true–
because the fact is, for Swiss kids, life with guns
is very different. Nothing happens.
It’s not like in the U.S., where you have
those mass shootings. So your son,
when he goes to school, he just has to worry
about school? Yeah. Catching the bus,
sometimes. Unlike America,
Switzerland has found a way to peacefully coexist
with firearms. (chanting):
Shot! Shot! Shot! -(gunfire)
-Oh! Whoa! Whoo-hoo! And one of the main reasons
is that, while these gun owners may be loaded,
it’s actually illegal for their guns to be loaded
when not in use. We got beer,
we got guns, we got food. I feel like I’m growing
another testicle down here. You know what I mean? So, America,
if we’re gonna insist -on being a nation of…
gun nuts, -(toy squeaking) we could at least try
and Swiss things up.

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. In Switzerland you don't people scared to death of another race.
    In America someone scared is more dangerous than the guns

  2. This is ridiculous! A little over 400 gun related deaths last year (this includes accidental deaths, suicide, and self defense on top of murders.) also last year 1100 people were stabbed to death and 600 were beat to death with hands and feet. “But guns!!” Y’all are a bunch of sheep that shovel down the shit you are fed instead of doing any actual research.

  3. The U.S. is too busy with people wanting to fight each other about who's right and who's wrong while Switzerland seems to prioritize cooperation and compromise, and that seems to span across both government and society. It's not about the guns. It's about how people work together. We have too many people not wanting to work together at the moment.

  4. Americans dont need gun control. They need bullets control. Just think about it. Americans loves their guns so much they willing to fight over it. Take away the bullets, trust me when is say the mass shootings will go down, it will. They will have mass bashing tho since they probably use the gun to bash people with it. 😂😂😂

  5. You cant compare a 3rd world country to Switzerland , a country that voted a clown to be president says alot about the citizen of the country..

  6. They have no gun violence because all those white people have no colored people to hate and shoot at. Racism and hate runs deep in this ex slave nation. Fuckin white people being all jolly with no color in sight. Thats Trumps MAGA. Go tf to Switzerland!

  7. Its weird how liberals in America love Europe and see the socialist system as utopia. Yet somehow they never leave to live there.

  8. Wow, I typically don't like the term "Drinking the Kool-aide". But DANG! Reading the comments y'all really drink the Kool-aide. Critical thinking is an all time low back in the U.S. Do you not understand how tight gun control laws are in the U.S.? However, when those laws are not enforced they are kind of pointless. New laws won't matter if they are not enforced. Example: The shooting at a church outside of San Antonio, the shooter bought the gun legally. He passed a background check. Problem is he should not have passed a background check because the U.S. Air Force failed to report his bad conduct discharge for domestic abuse to the FBI. Perfect example of laws failing because they are not being enforced. I'm living in Japan. It is nearly impossible to own a gun but guess what, there were two mass killings within two months. I make this point to show that even if you take away the guns, you still have the violence. This isn't a gun problem, it is a violence problem. Instead of looking at Switzerland's gun laws, maybe we should look at their society to see why people do not snap and go on a killing spree.

  9. They are going to need those guns for all if the refugees they have allowed in their country one day just give it a few years when the get radical and want everyone to read the Koran

  10. Ok, as a Swiss person, this kinda makes me proud a little. We are a small country however, so it's easier to regulate shit, and we still have loads of problems. I do like our gun laws though, and that no one who doesn't want to will ever so much as see a gun (except maybe on the train when the army members are going back to WK or RS, but as it was said, they're never loaded while on the move). I am embarrassed of how badly those folks speak English though … Like .. at least we all speak more than one language, but our English skills are generally a joke .. :-p

  11. I was gonna say in Swiss the government actually gives af about its people unlike America the richest most powerful nation who cant even afford health care lmfao pathetic

  12. I respect Switzerland a lot and love their industries, but mixing alcohol with firearms or any other dangerous machinery is not responsible. They have a lot of really well thought gun control laws but not using firearms under the influence of alcohol seems like a very obvious one

  13. Group karma. When u are guilty of being the cause / trigger of so many mass kilings in other parts of the world, your nation will suffer the same things

  14. ah yes, I can't wait for the Daily Show's piece on Switzerland reduced immigration policies. Yes, please continue to talk about these white people with guns and no violence…
    This left wing show is retarded. Also, I thought canned laughter died out in the 50's. If you like this show you're obviously too stupid to realize when to laugh.

  15. That's awesome…but it's not ALL about gun "control". It surely prevents more accidents and such….but, being the guns and ammo are readily accessible (by the owners), a maniac could lock and load and start murdering at any point. What does that tell us? That guns (regardless of type) aren't really the major threat, are they? It's the PEOPLE that use them. So, why does the USA have WAAAAYYYYY more massacres and problems with guns? Maybe America just has more crazy people. Let's learn from the Swiss. Keep the guns…and respect them….and deal with the PSYCHOPATH problem.

  16. I guess this only means that the swiss people are more gun responsible, serious about rules and common sensibly more intelligent compared to other people of some countries. I appreciate the kind of humorous approach to make a report on guns in switzerland but somehow I felt like it's not exactly respectful of how some individuals might perceive it, like mikko. And I do hope your swiss way of life as you know it don't get replaced or overtaken by some outsiders with agenda. You know who I mean:-I

  17. I believe in more regulations. We need to keep guns out of the hands of crazy people. However the Swiss don’t have racial issues like we do. A lot of US mass shootings are racially fueled.

  18. Once all governments start caring about homeless and poor people, give those people a chance of health care, education and jobs, there'll be a better world…

  19. That is the difference between a Free country with free people, true democracy and a shithole mmmm America the Great