*Wapoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called “Doki Doki Literature Club.” Which – Okay – *scoffs* There’s gonna be a few disclaimers about this game before I start. A lot of you have been suggesting that I play this game and when I saw it first, I thought – I kind of rolled my eyes at it – I saw it on Steam when it came out. And I rolled my eyes at it cuz’ I thought it was just a Japanese, schoolgirl, visual novel, dating game kind of thing. And it didn’t seem like anything that I’d be interested in, But everybody on the reviews – this is a 10 out of 10 on Steam – and everybody in the reviews were saying, “Don’t read anything else about the game, just play it for yourselves.” So that already had my intrigue and then when I started up the game it gave me a bunch of disclaimers that said, “You need to be at least 13 years old to be able to play this game.” I had to agree to a consent; And then it said, “Warning: If you suffer from anxiety or depression, you might not find some of the stuff in this game appropriate.” SO I need to say that outright as well and then it gave, like, a link to… like, a disclaimer page for warnings for this game so I have no idea what this is. Apparently it gets very weird very quickly and a lot of people have been suggesting it to me, so there has to be something to it? That – Again, cause if you’re like me and you rolled your eyes at it first, It might be completely different from what we’re expecting, so Let’s give it a chance and give it a shot and see what it’s actually like. Um, I-I literally have no idea what to expect from this *reads dialogue* *reads dialogue* Awe, look at her! *chuckles* So fuckin’ anime. *reads dialogue* Actually I probably won’t be able to do voices for this cuz’ it’s all girls and that high pitched voice is gonna blow out my throat really quickly. “But I caught you this time!” Oh yeah. My name is Jack *laughs* Okay. I guess that works. I wanted to put in Jack cause I wanted the characters to call me Jack. *laughs* My waifus. *reads dialogue* *reads dialogue* *Reads dialogue* Whatever you Say-ori! *kawai girl laugh* *Reads dialogue* Have you not deci- *corrects himself* Have you decided on a club to join yet? A club? Maybe Doki Doki Literature club *Reads dialogue* What’s a NEET? (a young person who is “Not in Education, Employment, or Training”) I look around and realise I’m not *corrects himself* that I’m the only left in the classroom Going through these classrooms always reminds me of playing ‘White Day’ Um… ‘White Day,’ A labyrinth named school! It’s a Korean… Um… Korean horror game that I played ages ago Um… I-It was a bit all over the place, but these classrooms- -the- -the Japanese and Korean- Like classroom styles and building architectures and everything are very similar So, it always reminds me of that. *Continues reading dialogue* Girl 1! Oh god there’s too many of them… I already forgot the voice I gave you! She looks like Kyu from… Huniepop Oh, that- Oh, this is Sayori! OH! I’m gettin’ all confused THERE’S SO MANY CHARACTERS! *Inhale* CUTE GIRLS! I mean, uh- Sorry… *Chuckles* Mutterings… *Continues dialogue* *Clears throat* *Strange noises* All these, uh- Cute girls, uh- *Continues dialogue* Smells great… Nice hair… *Continues dialogue and gets back on track* I have no idea what voices to give these girls *Kitty Jack pose* You look like you have- Like kitty teeth MEOW~ *Continues dialogue* That’s always the case CUPCAKES Are not designed very well It’s not like some baking engineer went out and made cupcakes The most prime candidate for icing sugar…treat ‘Cause if any of you try to bite into, like a proper cupcake, You have to get icing everywhere Maybe that’s the point… *Continues dialogue* I mean- *Talks with mouth full* This is really good *Continues Dialogue* What? *Continues Dialogue* WHOOP THE MUSIC! *Dances* *Continues Dialogue* you’re not the Yuri I know The Yuri I know is in Girls Generation Kwon Yu-ri AHHM- FAKE YURI!!! Little weird Her ‘Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’ impression is getting better though SHIT!!! She’s onto me Immediately Can she read my thoughts? ‘The Shining’ I heard it was called By Steven King AH! Monika comes back in to do her ‘Rock’ impression After hearing me- Actually, after listening to me think about it *Jack about to say ‘What?’ out loud but doesn’t* *Also Jack, you ARE adorable. Right, guys?* *Jack chuckles* *BURP* Or as in Anime they would say, “Oh, oh. Nani?” When all of their cute smiles, And pretty hair, And lovely eyes Stare back at me! DEJECTED! *Jack holds himself* H-hey, you’re choking me Yeeeeaaaaahhhh Heh One of these names is not like the other~ Perhaps, I can even make Da Waifu! See, this is what i expected this game to be Just this like, FOREVER! But apparently it gets much different Apparently, it starts off like this And it’s supposed to make you think that’s it’s all this And then it takes a sharp turn And I don’t know what sharp turn that’s gonna take pretty quickly But the fact that it said, “You’re not gonna be happy if you suffer anxiety and depression” Makes me think that ahh- Their poems are gonna open up a bit about who they actually are. ALRIGHT! Ohhh… So who are we thinking? Who do we like most so far? I don’t like Natsuki cause Her-she seems a little hotheaded And her attitude towards me was a little- A little sharp Sayori is my best friend Kind of but she cute Monika *smack his lips* Feel like Monika is a little too out of my league She’s a bit too, uh…official Since she’s the president I think Yuri is my heart’s desire for now umm I forget what she’s into *Jack laughs* Okay..what should we write about? “Pain!” Ah, hahum “Massacre!” Let’s write a horror! Wait, are these girls bouncing based on what I’m picking? …Oh, you’re just bouncing anyways.. Ummmmm “Raincloud.” Oh, they do bounce based on what I’m clicking! Ummm “Philosophy?” Ahh! So I’m trying to pick the ones that Yuri likes. I like Yuri. “HORROR!” “Melancholy.” Okay. Sayori jumped a little for that one, but I don’t know if it’s just a natural jump. Uhhhh, “tragedy!” Sayori, you like “tragedy?” Ummm… “Boop?” *laughs* “Misfortune.” Shit! “Dazzle?” Ah, shit. “Infinite, fester, eternity!” Yeah, there we go. “Misfortune,” shit! “Effulgent.” I don’t even know what that is, “disown.” Okay, so you like the dark stuff, (Yuri) You like a middle ground, (Sayori) You like the cute stuff. (Natsuki) I can’t even impress Monika! She’s not even here! Ummm “Destiny?” “Wrath.” “Unrestrained?” I’m picking all the good ones! For Yuri. I have to pick twenty?! God Almightly. “Graveyard.” Ummmm “Hurt?” Okay. *laughs* You like that one. Uhhh, inf- -alliblllllle “DEATH.” wHAT!?! Sayori, you like “death?” Ummm, ‘kay, two more… “Insight.” Nice, and “misery.” Crap! Okay, last one! Last one, last one. “Determination!”

Author Since: Mar 11, 2019

  1. Jack:What ever u sayori!
    My mind: aahahaha…u said her name instead of “whatever u say, sayori”. Hehe…that’s..that’s funny…

  2. honestly 43:05 really got to me, ik we're all excited about the characters and their story, but this advice was just such a call-out what the hell monika

  3. the story: happy stuff/weird stuff
    me: I WANT THE BLOOD THE GOOD STUFF IDI- O_O OK BYE NOW logs out NOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEE

  4. This game is not suitable for children
    or those who are easily disturbed.

    Hi, Monika here!
    Welcome to the Literature Club! It's always been a dream of mine to make something special out of the things I love. Now that you're a club member, you can help me make that dream come true in this cute game!

    Every day is full of chit-chat and fun activities with all of my adorable and unique club members:

    Sayori, the youthful bundle of sunshine who values happiness the most;
    Natsuki, the deceivingly cute girl who packs an assertive punch;
    Yuri, the timid and mysterious one who finds comfort in the world of books;
    …And, of course, Monika, the leader of the club! That's me!

    I'm super excited for you to make friends with everyone and help the Literature Club become a more intimate place for all my members. But I can tell already that you're a sweetheart—will you promise to spend the most time with me? ♥

    Delete her

  5. Who’s the best girl

    Like for Natsuki (she’s the actual best)
    Comment for Monika
    Both for Sayori
    Nothing for Yuri

  6. no one's gonna see this but here's a poem about the game!
    The Literature Club
    Blue skirts, and glimmering eyes
    Petals and stars glistening by
    The flower-adorned trees in shades of love
    Trillions of words floating up above
    Dreams made of glass and hopes made of web
    Why am I filled with so much dread
    When the spiders creep from the shadows and caves
    And poison fills my blood, my sight a haze
    The world I once was blinded by with visions of beauty
    Is now dark
    And cold
    A husk of its surface-bound glory
    Beneath the glamour, the world is harsh
    Death lurks, waiting, around every corner
    This world may seem beautiful but it is a trick
    It's a trick
    It's a trap
    run
    Run
    RUN
    System error
    Reload game
    Start . . . ?

  7. 2:53
    Jack: what ever you say Sayori
    Jack: what ever you say-yori
    Me: thinks of Yuri and girns yes he knew her name before he knew her

  8. The thing is, lmao, he does say ‘Yuri’ closer to its asian pronunciation, but I’m so used to the American/English ‘Yewri’ it throws me off lol. Rip

  9. One video…one fan made…i…for whatever reason… instantly liked this game
    (Cuz of the hotties!?)
    No shut up!
    (Yeah that's why.)
    You motherf*cker!

  10. Ya know why I love it so much now?
    Cuz it helped me make a friend
    The story is I met Monika or a YouTuber named Monika doing Roblox vids check her out now
    We made jokes and became friends after a while…this was amazing cuz I had no friends…never have had any

  11. He sounds like Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents when he does Monika

    Edit: Now that I think about it, all the girls kinda sound like Cosmo

  12. Me watching doki doki 😳
    Mom:reeeeeee what you watching closes shit on computer me: manly stuffs , starts sweating 😁, mom : OoOooKkK , me: oh God I'm I gay ?, Also me : JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA JUST MANIKA

  13. i was immediately drawn to natsuki bcause im in to comics and stuff and hot headed and i wont take no for an answer

  14. If Natsuki and Yuri suddenly started fighting in front of me, I'd just straight be like Beyoncé in the elevator, like *slowly backs away with hands in the air like I'm getting arrested* "…Whatchu talkin bout?….nah man I ain't even here, I ain't even in this club…"

  15. Doki Doki, or doki-doki (Japanese: ドキドキ Hepburn: Dokidoki) is a term for the sound of a beating heart in Japanese sound symbolism.
    WOW i just learned this (i googled it)

  16. I called myself sans on the game and I called yuri frisk😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL MEME LIKE FOR DA MEMES

  17. I have a poem………….roses are red handcuffs are naughty if you ever left me they'd never find your body =)

  18. W.D.GASTER✌👎🖕🤞👌👉✊🖖🤙👌🤞🖕☝️☝️✋🤙👌🖐🖕✌✌🖐🖖👌✊🦵👎🖐🖕✋🤙✊🤞👎🦵🤙👌🖖🖐🖕

  19. its not like i havent already watched pewds playing this
    but im totally going to watch you reading for six hours straight

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